Monday, April 14, 2008

'POLITICAL CLOWNS' FOR HIRE

For your next workshop, convention, or social event...
Send in a Clown to brighten up the catastrophe!

For the Public Education sector:
MR. ERNEST MUCKLES,
X.O.S.S.T.F.
Attend a retraining session at the Nontario College of Teachers. Let Mr. Muckles show you how to stand on one foot (to fit the newest funding formula). Create classroom materials at no cost to anyone but yourself. And build your own Rubrics Cube! Remember to bring an apple.

For the Voting Public:
HON. TONY FALONEY,
MINISTER OF PUBLIC
ACCOUNTABILITY
Faloney crosses the floor after every election and sits with the government of the day. As Minister of Public Accountability, it is his job to show you how it's you the public who are accountable for everything that's gone wrong. Enjoy being smugly ignored in this lively Town Hall Forum.

For Family Audiences:
HERR PROFESSOR HEINRICH
VON BEEFLESTROOPER
Possibly the World's Worst Magician, the Professor will prove beyond doubt that your kid is smarter than he is. Then, mercifully, he will make himself disappear.

For Adult Audiences:
FUBAR THE KLOWN
Nasty, cranky, down-and-dirty... You'll feel much better about yourself after you hear his unparalleled tales of woe. But don't let him go home with you.

For Post-911 Conspiranoids:
SGT. NORMAN STORM
BORDERLINE SECURITY
We can't possibly cope alone in such a dangerous world. Learn what makes a border porous. How to spot an obvious terrorist. And how to intimidate your neighbours. Audience responses may be monitored for quality by CSIS.


CONTACT: upside.comedy@gmail.com for Availability and Rates.



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